1. ima1ing:

    spankkitten:

    malformalady:

    Octopus eggs

    Photo credit: Simon Chandra

    FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

    This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

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  2. lsdzeppelin:

    i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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    when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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  3. genderfluid-carlos:

    ppl who don’t dress up for halloween bc it’s too childish are halloweak

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  4. augustfleurs:

    MONARCH BUTTERFLY (by Mario Vazquez)

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  5. lotsofsnakes:

    thankyouma-am:

    Fun fact, not a yawn, popping it’s jaw back together after eating

    this is indeed a yawn as he did not eat prior to this gif, as i am his owner

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  7. mermaidmadeofseafoam:

    Taking a shower with makeup on and you step out all like

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  8. somefagonyourdash:

    when ur showing someone a picture on your phone and they try to look through all of your pictures

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  9. i get awkward when someone compliments me and idk what to say

    1. someone: you look pretty today
    2. me: happy birthday
     
  10. foxandwhat:

    littlefoxling:

    fury-oh-sea:

    um.

    WHEN SHE WON HER BOYFRIEND SCALED THE TOWER TO JOIN HER AND SHE HUGS HIM AND SAYS “I DID IT” IN THE CUTEST LITTLE KID VOICE EVER it’s the best.

    LET IT BE KNOWN SHE IS ONLY 5 FOOT TALL! MEN WITH HUGE ARM SPANS FAILED AT TASKS SHE SUCCEEDED AT! I LOVE HER! 

    (Source: sizvideos, via dat-dot-doe)