1. starllex:

    my friend richie was really angry one time and he picked up a rock and threw it angrily at the ground but it actually didnt touch the ground it went straight into a gutter so he literally threw a rock at the ground and missed

    (via floppyuniicorn)


  2. lasagnababy:

    in lit we were about to read a book on concentration camps and so my teacher told everyone to draw what came to mind when they thought of world war 2 and she thought the pictures were so good she hung them up on the wall and now i sit in front of this image

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  3. tea-and-tardises:











    Some assholes have been putting nails in cheese and treats in dog parks in Chicago and Massachusetts. Also adding antifreeze to water bowls.

    Please watch out for your dogs. And if you find out the address of someone doing this, give me the address and tell no one. I will disembowel them.

    Antifreeze is fucking deadly as shit. Whilst my mom worked in the vets office the neighbor of a cat owner had become sick of his neighbors tom spraying by his house so he left antifreeze out for the cat. Animals are weirdly attracted to the smell and will drink it.

    The cat was given to the vets and for 2 days it’s insides were slowly dissolved by the acids and it bled from his nose, mouth and even eyes.  

    On the second day, the vet not being able to help and refusing to let the cat suffer any longer put the cat down. The neighbor who did not deny his crimes didn’t even offer to pay the woman’s vet bill.


    Fuck who ever is doing this. They can fucking burn.

    my friend had a cat and it drank antifreeze that was puddled in the driveway and one day they were knitting and it just vomited up all of its internal organs and fell over dead on her lap.

    The perpetrators of all of this will burn in Hell. 

    A neighbor of mine threw a ball of hamburger full of rat poison pellets over our fence for my son’s dog. He survived, barely, but has had nerve damage ever since.

    SIGNAL BOOSTING LIKE MAD. Nobody has any excuse to be this cruel.

    this hits close to home, my dog was poisoned & i lost her a few years ago. people are fucking sick

    Who are these sick people who would be this cruel, though?

    I’m signal boosting this shit, because I have a dog back home.

    signal boosting because my dog is literally my life and we almost lost him last summer when he was just a puppy, people like this make me sick to my stomach. i hope they slowly deteriorate in hell.

    i hope that they get the slowest and most painful kind of torture in hell

    losing a pet isn’t just something little

    they may just be animals but they’re like fucking family

    and if someone fucks around with my family then they’ll have some bad shit going their way if i find them

    (via baumschmuser)


  4. alwaysblind:

    MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

    (via mypenisgoesdingwhentheresstuff)


  5. nurseblonda:

    when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about


    (via baumschmuser)


  6. relahvant:

    petition for being awake before 10 to be illegal

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  7. dougieplaysbanjo:


    why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

    look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

    Bye, I’m on the nope train to fuckthatsville

    (Source: yodiscrepo, via stevenisafox)

  8. ivycallum:

    When a teacher tells you to be quiet half way through your sentence.

    (via floppyuniicorn)

  9. sunwendyrain:


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  10. icanbeaunicornifiwant2:




    I didn’t mean to have you

    u b star and lot of tatoes then kill ur self wierdo

    (Source: comedycentral, via can-we-just-no-we-can-t)